Worst Cracker Jokes, ever! (Krioma.net Blog)

Yet again the jokes you get out of crackers have shocked me in their awfulness. I think the ones that I had this year are post worthy, just to take the piss. Who comes up with these? I reckon it must be chimps working on Mac's - a combination that must produce some absolutely awful material! ?(I apologise to all Mac users I don't mean to call you chimps!)

Here are a few of the worst:

q. What does the word minimum mean?
a. A very small mother.

q.Why didn't the skeleton go to the New Year's Eve party?
a. He had no body to go with.

q. What did the beaver say to the tree?
a. Nice gnawing you.

For more Christmas related jokes see the junk page.

Here are some more:

q. What must you know to be an auctioneer?
a. Lots.

q. What has a bed but does not sleep, and a mouth but does not speak?
a. A river.

q. How do snails keep their shells shiny?
a. They use snail varnish.

q. How did the human cannonball lose his job?
a. He got fired.

q. Why don't duckes tell jokes when they're flying?
a. Because they would quack up.

q. Who is the most famous married woman in America?
a. Mrs Sippi.